Well...went to Wallyworld to get necessary stuff, that like always, turned into a cart of unnecessary stuff! So, I'm on this crappy diet due to the fact that I weigh as much as someone in their last trimester. How do I know? Because this IS WHAT I WEIGHED in my last trimester! Snack...snack...snack...I think that we have closer evolutionary ties to the cow due to our constant need to graze. I don't think monkeys graze. Not that I believe I am from a monkey...just saying I feel more like a cow. For one thing, I sure as heck could not climb a tree at my given girth and feel a bit confident in the outcome not resulting in a dead tree and a broken leg. Not so go-green would I be to do that. ANYWAY...
16 animal crackers is considered a serving with 120 delicious calories. One of my elephants was missing it's head, so I took 17 and called it good. Maybe I'll leave a leg of that one that looks like a goat and even things out. If you do eat them limb by limb and with 20 oz of water, they are quite filling for not actually having any real meat on their crumby little bones!
P.S. Boo, the cat didn't even want to eat the goat leg, Oh-well, can't let it go to waste ; )
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